Public service announcement

[Pete1]

Public service announcement.

A glass of wine

To my friends who
enjoy a glass of wine,

and, those who don't
and are always

seen with a bottle of
water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin
said:

"In wine there is
wisdom,

in beer there is
freedom,

in water there is
bacteria.



In a number of
carefully controlled trials,scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year
we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..

However,

we do NOT run that
risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or
other liquor).

This is because alcohol has to
go through a purification process

of fermenting, boiling, vaporizing, condensing and filtering.

Remember:

Water = Poop.

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better
to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water
and be full of Shit .

There is no need to
thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a
public service.